I drink way too much coffee. I should help myself out every now and then by drinking a glass of water, but I don’t. Coffee’s better and why dilute this feeling?
When I’ve had my fill of the java juice, I take advantage of the brew buzz and combine it with my creative flow. The results vary, but it does put a pep in my step.
When experiencing a creative block, I immediately hop on to The Googles and savagely type random words into the search bar without any purpose or reason. After the search is complete, I ignore the results and just skip to the images section. I take whatever photos are shown in the first row, and proceed to copy and paste them into a word document. I think of absurd captions and see what I come up with. Their mostly lame, but once in awhile…Magic happens.
Today on Hisper Halloween, I do just that. Just for you!
Today’s random Google search: Funny Human Faces.
"I heard on NPR that flax seeds are really healthy for you! This is EXCELLENT because I just shoved a bunch up my butt!!!"
This is what Christopher Nolan looked like when writing the first draft of Inception.
"My dad starts every fishing trip with "NEVER FISH DRUNK" and then wonders why I roll my eyes and don’t give a shit about fishing."
"When is it ever okay to wake up your parents in an emergency? I’ve seriously looked everywhere for my graham crackers."
"I am more of an Eskimo kisser. My dog is a full-blown French kisser, so we’ve agreed to just be friends."
"I say…I say…I say…god bless that guy who tried to masturbate Kony out of power!"
"I’ve got the runs like Jagger!!!"
"Know what my favorite part of the first date is? Being able to finish my leftovers when I get home! Look at that Tiramisu."